[Fortune]
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F15
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